The five ‘ahhhh shit’ bosses in The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth.

The Binding of Isaac and more specifically its later and better produced release ‘The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth‘ are probably my favourite games. They include many aspects of video games that I love such as collecting a ton of items which also give you a bunch of add-ons. There is a plentiful amount of achievements, randomised rooms and on-your-toe enemies. On top of that every level has a boss room and some bosses are pretty easy to take down, but if you are coming up against a boss with standard heart capacity and no real firepower improvement you may come under great difficulty. The Afterbirth DLC released last year also made the game a hell of a lot harder…but we all like a challenge don’t we?

So you find yourself in said situation, which five bosses that this rogue has to offer will make you reconsider turning the game off and walking away? This does not include end of game bosses such as Mom, Satan, Isaac or Mom’s Heart.

The Haunt

The Haunt throws you straight in with three Lil’ Haunts to begin with that move fast in a circle to target Isaac. They can easily give damage are a pain to take out straight away with at least eight tear shots. You cannot attack The Haunt whilst the Lil’ Haunts are there but you can still take damage from The Haunt if coming into contact. Once The Haunt comes into play you will have to move fast but close to the enemy. If moving in front of the firing line you will receive a brimstone laser-esc blast and if you go up too near from either side, The Haunt will speed up and ram into you. As it is stationed to the top of the screen, it’s better to be up there (sometimes there can be pots in your way) and not be in line with The Haunt but popping in and out to attack.

The Bloat

The Bloat is the posthumous version of another boss, Peep, whose eyes will be out of the body and you cannot kill by attacking. This will do damage to you if they collide with Isaac (or whoever). Now this is an annoyance and so you have to keep moving around the room to avoid them. On top of this The Bloat will move like Peep by jumping up into the air to the area of the room you were at if you didn’t move. Basically you have a lot of moving to do against this guy. There are a lot of similarities to Peep which isn’t uncommon in this game as The Bloat will spread a dangerous substance on the ground and send blood tears in all directions. The main issue is if you are at the side or in front of The Bloat you will be hit with a one heart losing brimstone laser-esc move. The trick here then is to attack from behind when you can to avoid being hit at all costs.

Mask of Infamy

The Mask of Infamy is definitely one of the more annoying bosses due to it being based off of Mask + Heart. The heart and mask are connected and you cannot attack the mask. If seen by the mask it will chase you down if caught in its line of vision. The Mask of Infamy is a little different however. The mask will still chase you but after defeating the heart you still have half the health bar of the enemy. You will have to keep getting behind The Mask as that is where its weak spot is. This is used for many enemies in the game but isn’t always like this if you have certain tear add-ons. Always stay behind as the Mask will run you down but, this will be difficult due to the Mask always moving…just be patient.

The Cage

The Cage is the posthumous version of Mega Fatty, another annoying boss. This boss can jump and roll so you are always kept on your toes. After jumping, The Cage will land and disperse five rock trails that go in all directions. These can do some serious damage. The Cage can roll in any number of directions so it is likely you could be hit. Like Mom’s Heart, it will send out a spiral of tears so you have many things to look out for. The main problem is that this enemy is a tank with constantly changing moves. Just keep moving and eventually you’ll defeat it.

Mama Gurdy

Mama Gurdy appears in The Womb/In Utero and resides in the wall of the top screen. While you’re attacking at the top of the screen, you have to pay attention to the rest of the room as Mama Gurdy can spawn floor spikes and we all know how easy they can take out your health. Watching your step is vital and without any quick tear enhancements you are going to have a hard time getting through this boss battle quickly. When you think you can out-smart the floor spikes, the Callus item which protects you against floor spillages and spikes does not work in this scenario.

Mama Gurdy will probably have you in her field of vision and can shoot out many waves of blood blasts. This can easily hit you depending on the wave and does one heart of damage. It stays on the ground as a floor spillage and so slows you down even more with the fact there’s more to hurt you. On top of that, when you’re trying to hit back, Mama Gurdy can hide in the walls and take no damage, a bit like flying up high in Pokémon. This move usually means she will be implementing the spike attack so at least you have some warning. Mama Gurdy just wants to bring you a world of pain so be ready.

The bonus I can give you from this list is that most of these bosses won’t appear until The Depths so you have plenty of time to scavenge items for you advantage.

The Wii U: It’s not so bad is it? (Five things I like)

Now most of you might not have played on the Wii U and you probably hold a valid opinion as to why, I mean where are those titles we truly deserve on the console from Nintendo? To be fair if certain titles did come about then we probably would view the machine more fondly and appreciate how the tablet worked well on this bit of Super Mario 1080p Galaxies. However, some of our much loved characters remain absent and the dainty Wii U slows begins to collect dust, but what are the positives from having one?

Viewing experiences

Now this might be a feature of modern gaming systems such as the Xbox One, PS4 and PC but, I felt it was important to mention. With the Wii U you get Netflix, YouTube and internet (in which you can watch movies online). With a good TV any of the consoles would do fine and so I feel the Wii U stands up amongst the rest. The only downsides are not having Spotify like the PS4 or Amazon Prime like the Xbox One. However I enjoy using this as everything you have is layed out nicely on the tablets screen and with the stylus you have precise control. The Wii U is just another easy step to a great home entertainment system.

The Tablet

The Wii U tablet was definitely one of the main selling points when the console was first announced. The benefits of this controller is that with the majority of games (excluding Splatoon and Starfox Zero) you can play them without actually having the TV on. Other people who share the TV can watch whatever they want, all you need is your Wii U plugged in and ready to go. The problem with that is that it makes it just sound like a handheld you can’t travel far with. Something Nintendo are supposedly looking into with the NX.

The eShop

This is a feature by Nintendo that you can either love or hate. The eShop or virtual console enables us to pay out a fairly resonable price (depending on the console) to play some of our old beloved games. Now Nintendo is not unfamiliar with constantly re-releasing the same games (GameBoy, GBA, Wii) but it is nice to have everything wrapped up in one nice place. The eShop came about with the Nintendo 3DS but you were able to previously purcahse old games on the Wii shop. With a 32GB hardrive, you can store a lot of these games on your console. It’s a pretty handy device and more keep getting added each month. A tonne of Mario, Zelda, Mega Man, Donkey Kong and Metroid games are on there so you are spoiled for choice. The consoles that are on there include the NES, SNES, N64, WII and the TurboGrafx-16. There is also Wii U content where you can buy the games as well as DLC. Seeing as the Wii U doesn’t have an online subscription like its rivals, you will not receive free games each month. You can however, download demos from the eShop. The only major disadvantage is that with handheld ports from the GameBoy and DS, they don’t really present well on television screens.

Peripherals and add-on content

Unlike the 3DS which is constantly changing and getting new models, the Wii U has stayed as a solid machine that changed its colour once. However, one of the big additions was amiibo. amiibo really appeal to collectors as they are figurines that interact with many of Nintendo’s Wii U titles. You get new add-on contact like character skins in Yoshi’s Wooly World and Mario Kart 8, but they also add enhancements to your characters in Super Smash Bros. This is where the amiibo really first took off. If you’re a collector like me then they appeal in a different way it’s great to have all of your favourite Nintendo characters (especially now there’s Waluigi). On top of this you can get different cases for your controller and sweet question block carry cases for the amiibo for easy transportation.

The games

Of course, what more do we love about consoles than the games we play on them. Now we might not have the Mario title we were hoping for and we have to wait til March until we get The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild which may not even get much attention to this console, but there is a good line of video games.For me some of my favourites include the next installments to Mario Kart and Smash series’ which remain solid games for years. Smash for instance remains that good that it may see a port to the NX. Other popular titles include Super Mario Maker which has been one of the most creative titles Nintendo has put out in years and enables you the player to recreate or re-imagine memorable Mario titles. Super Mario 3D World is one of my favourite games as it shows a nice blend of 3D and classic Mario hunting and platforming. The game does re-hash a lot of the same enemies and does over-use the cat suit power up until it is saturated, but as a collecting Mario game, it is probably the best in 10 years.

There’s plenty of other games such as Yoshi’s Wooly World, Xenoblade Chronicles X, Splatoon (one of the most fun and creative shooters in such a long time) and Pokkén Tournament. Where Nintendo does slip up is titles such as Starfox Zero for its difficult and hard to use controls and inability for us to use both screens at the same time. Kirby’s Paintbrush also changes the series but really takes away the ability to use anything but the stylus like early DS titles.

Ignoring the negatives, I believe the Wii U is still a fun console that provides hours of entertainment, nostalgia and viewing credibility. I’d say as the Wii U does not have much shelf life left, get one before they’re gone!